"A woman's body is a work of art. A man's body is utilitarian. It's for gettin' around. It's like a Jeep." - Elaine on Seinfeld, on why men shouldn't walk around naked. Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents. "Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught." - Oscar Wilde "Keep your face to the sunshine and you will not see the shadows." - Helen Keller "In order to become old and wise, you first have to be young and stupid"- Anonymous "Life is a glorious cycle of song, a medley of extemporenea. Love is thing that can never go wrong, and I am Marie of Rumania."- Dorothy Parker The trouble with learning from experience is that the test comes first and the lesson afterwards. "I don't know what I'm doing anymore, I'm feeling like a little girl, Caught up in emotions, I'm out of control, Isn't it obvious?"- Christina Aguilera "Obvious" "When tears are in your eyes, blink...and let them out. You'll feel so much better...and your eyes will no longer hurt...you'll release the pain inside.. through your tears...not your blood."~ Nicole (from a poster at an SM board) "Opportunity knocks once, temptation barges in"- a Bazooka gum comic "If you lived here, you'd be home now."- Daisy in Girl, Interrupted "She's been everybody else's girl, maybe one day she'll be her own." - Tori Amos "I feel like I'm disappearing, getting smaller every day, I look in the mirror, I'm bigger in every way." ~ Sonic Youth "Tunic" "I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat." - Rebecca West "You don't get to choose how you are going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now." - Joan Baez "When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot, hang on and swing!"- Leo Buscaglia "You can't make footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants buttprints in the sands of time?"- Bob Moawad "I hate the fact that I can't be you; I hate the fact that I can't be me"- Angelina Jolie "There's moments in your life that make you set the course for who you're gonna be. Sometimes they're little subtle moments, sometimes they're not. Bottom line is, even when you see them coming you're not ready for the big moments. Nobody asks for their life to change. Not really, but it does. So are we helpless puppets? No, the big moments are gonna come. You can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are." ~Buffy the Vampire Slayer "An ordinary girl, an ordinary waist, but ordinary's not good enough today. She's trying so hard, it doesn't seem right, to battle like this and still lose the fight." ~ Our Lady Peace "Superman's Dead" "Never is a promise, and you can't afford to lie." ~Fiona Apple
	More quotes, of course! "It's not true that life is one damn thing after another. It's the same damn thing over and over." - Edna St. Vincent Milay 'Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again.' Mary Pickford "Don't try flying. We're all on the fly paper of life."- Helene in Sweet Charity **"I feel sometimes, that nobody's held me down and forced me to cry or made me hug them or got to the inside of me. Its like I say, "oh I'm fine," and I walk away. Nobody's ever said, "no you're not."** - Angelina Jolie "Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself: 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the best I'm ever going to feel, the best I'm ever going to do,' and it ain't that great?" - City Slickers "If I were not mad, I could have helped you. Whatever you had done, I could have pitied and protected you. But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart!" - Gaslight "Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children." - Anonymous "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."- Winston Churchill, Sr. "Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved."- William Jennings Bryan "I walk. I talk. I shop. I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved out, and I don't sleep on a bed of bones." - Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Let me guess. You thought of something else really hurtful to say, and, well, you couldn't tell me on the phone, because the funniest part is that look on my face."- Buffy (to Angel) in BtVS She's finding it hard to exist... Needing so much more than tomorrow, as she stares and the scars on her wrist.... She keeps running into herself... Hoping to find somebody else... She keeps running into herself, hoping to find someone better. ~ Plumb "Pennyless" "Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer." "I'm not in denial; I'm just selective about the realities I accept." - Calvin and Hobbes "One cannot have wisdom without living life"- Dorothy McCall "A girl can wait for the right man to come along; but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with the wrong ones"- Cher "Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place it leads"- Erica Jong "Dreams come a size too big, so that we may grow into them"- Josie Bissett "Real girls aren't perfect and perfect girls aren't real"- Anonymous "You gain strength, experience, and confidence by every experience where you really stop to look fear in the face... You must do the thing you cannot do." ~Eleanor Roosevelt "I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without know what is going to happen next." ~Gilda Radner "Too many of us stay walled because we are afraid of being hurt. We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care as much or not at all." ~Eleanor Roosevelt "So no matter how much you love something or no matter how much you take it for granted, nothing lasts forever. So for now, all we can do is hang on and wait, and see, and hope for the future." ~Party of Five "Labels are always limiting because they conjure up different feelings to individuals based on their own experiences. If we identify ourselves with standard definitions, we shortchange ourselves, painting an incomplete picture of who we really are." ~Naomi Tucker
	"An English professor wrote on the blackboard: Punctuate this sentence: 'Woman without her man is nothing'. The men wrote: 'Woman, without her man, is nothing.' All the women wrote: 'Woman! Without her, man is nothing."